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So how many single people do we have out there in Pownce land? Sound off, soldiers! I am perpetually single. Been that way all my life. You may assume there is something wrong with me but maybe there is just something wrong with everyone else. Did you ever think of that? Don't you hate it when your relatives ask about it during holiday get togethers? "Yes, I like girls, uncle mark." "No, grandma, I don't have a girlfriend" Don't they realize I'm too cool for mere mortals? Now, if you'll excuse me, I have Gigs of internet porn to download. *Runs off with laptop, like Gollum from lord of the ring * "Preeeecciiooouuss"

Seriously though, I lead a rich social life of harassing girls on the internet. Nobody can harass a girl online like me. You're dealing with a professional pervert here.

If you want to know why Ive been single for so long (I know you don't care but I'm going to force myself on you anyway. Don't fight me. Just lay back and let it happen....... Shhhhhh .......don't cry) I'll tell you. I just never met anyone who stood out. Sure, Ive met attractive girls, but looks aren't everything. I can't do the normal guy thing and just go out with someone for the sake of not being alone. Its probably because I can totally imagine what it would be like to be with someone who is so compatible that you're totally happy with them. I'm just searching for that feeling and I will not settle for anything less. (Even if it means I have to be alone for the rest of my life) If a female is reading this, lets have a hug now......mmmm you're soft.......let me just slip my hand.......yeah that feels good. If a guy is reading this, then I guess we should just pull our pants down and rub our penises together. No gay stuff though!

3 months, 3 weeks ago by Wesley J. - Pro!