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Continuing the subject from yesterday ( http://pownce.com/wrus... ), What is one of the biggest frustrations you have with meeting and trying to date the opposite sex? I hate how difficult it is to get a girl alone so that you can trick her into thinking you're cool. If it's a party situation, they're always surrounded by a bunch of assholes. How am I supposed to get the roofie in her glass, if there are all these cockblocking witnesses around? Don't they realize she needs me?
Also, whats this nonsense about girls having boyfriends? They get in the way. Man, it takes a lot of effort to frame their boyfriends for murder. You have to kill the hooker, plant the DNA , pay off the homeless witnesses.(In case you're wondering how you do the DNA thing. You steal one of their used condoms, turn it inside out, bang the hooker and BAM! youre done) I could be doing other things in the time it takes to pull this off.
Are you good at meeting the opposite sex? or are you good at getting the opposite sex to like you? I like to think of it in terms of a traveling salesman. I've never been good at getting my foot in the door (They pretty much pretend nobodies home but I see you in there! *mumbles "damn you" under breath*) but if I can get in the house I can make the sale, no problem. Ideally, I need a situation where the girl is forced to interact with me. That way I can "rape" her with my charming personality.
I seem terrible, but I'm actually pretty nice. For instance, when I beat girls, I always use an open hand. I'm not a monster.
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1 month, 3 weeks ago by
Wesley J.
- Pro!
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"I hate how difficult it is to get a girl alone so that you can trick her into thinking you're cool."
-- You don't have to trick us into that sort of thing. Be the huge fool that you are. Embrace your twisted quirks.
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I know . Duh. I was just trying to trick you into thinking I'm not totally narcissistic. You should know better by now. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go play with myself in front of the mirror now.
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lmao :P
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You forgot to answer my questions.
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Wow that's really weird. Regarding your question its generally easier to aproach drunk girls. And trying to impress them actually makes them not like you.
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have you tried being a total douche at first? that seems to work most of the time.
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I've just been a partial douche. I'll try mostly douche.
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to be totally honest wes, the girls you are looking for aren't usual at parties or bars. they are typically friends of those girls. they are the band geeks, the late bloomers are what you need. they are smart enough and tired of tools and douches. so they just hang out with their friends, but not in social situaitions.
the first dwcent relationship I was in was actually a sibling of a friend I meant through a friend. I would have never crossed paths if it weren't for that. the next decent realtoonship started with a guy that I said hello to in the dorms, I ended up moving a year later and he was my neighbor and he would buy us booze. I met his roommate and we ended up spliting a hacked dishnetwork. my apartment caught fire on the other side of the building, no damage to my stuff, but the building was condemed. those guys let me crash at their place for new years eve and I met my next relationship victim at that party. they only went to the party b/c their friends ditched her at the last min. their friend was a friend of one of the roommate in the apartment I crashed at.
networking is the answer wes. their are hidden cuties. I personally do go to parties or really go anywhere in a situiation where I could be approached. and I'm sure many girls do the same.
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ugh!!! I hate typing and not being able to proof read!!
"I do go to parties" should be " I don't go to parties... "
for some reason I have a habbit of leaving out "not" and "n't" ugh!!!!
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Proof read damn you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well I'm fucked. I am ultra ANTI networking and nobody I know would know anyone I would like. I can't stand socializing. I don't go to bars. Every six months when I happen to be in a social situation, I don't care to meet new people. I'm sure there would be at least one person I would get along with, but I don't want to have to talk to the rejects to find them. Lame people hurt my brain.
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the mobile pownce site doesn't let you scroll back up to read. i can only see like 2 lines worth of text.
i hate socializing too. i just can't put up with lame people. and more importantly, i can't put up with douches and tools. i tend to keep my head down in public and avoid people at all costs. i clam up around people... i hate being around more than a handful of people at a time. i seriously have social anxiety, like i takes meds for it. the fact i'm in panara bread is beyond me. i have to imagine no one is around me. my addiction to the internet is more than my social anxiety i guess
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